The Miraculous Mandarin

BOOMZ! Listen to the end! Especially 7:12 of part 2.

grrrr.

Today was a pissifying day. Details are censored.

Screw irritating people. They should just be eradicated from the surface of the earth.

On a lighter but still pissifying note, I think it’s courtesy to at least ackowledge when someone greets you? Like if someone says, “hi”, shouldn’t you at least give a nod even if you’re a mute?

I don’t really care if it’s the ass-eh-ef. Being in the ass-eh-ef doesn’t mean you lose all your human emotions and play everything by that slab of cloth on your upper arm.

And this is just a general rant. Not that anyone has done anything bad to me or what. But seeing all these behaviors so often in work is driving me up the wall, hence my outburst today.

tonguing

So, I was practicing today and I suddenly thought of this video.

Eh wait. I just watched it and I think it’ll be too embarrassing to put it up here. Haha. But I practiced it and it helped me tongue faster. Very effective. So, anyone interested can ask me for the url. And I have the method book anyway so I can lend it out anytime, but not without a price. heh!

Someone once told me that people who can tongue fast are very good french kissers. Erm, I’m not sure if it’s true, but if the reed were the tongue of your counterpart, it’ll probably be quite sensational. Speaking of french kissing, I can imagine the tongues rolling about – and I guess it would be pretty…engaging? That’s why many people, should I say, advocate it?  But, thinking of the exchange of saliva already turns me off. Like, gross. You’re talking about massive exchange of saliva. It’s like a foreign object in your mouth would stimulate your saliva glands to secrete more saliva. What’s more, there are two people engaging in the act. TWO! Can you imagine the overflow of saliva. Omg. *bleah*

Speaking of which, I often see couples smooching each others’ hair, faces, whatever. Think of all the sebum on their faces. And did you know that you shed dead cells from your scalp. And couples are like gorging themselves with whatever flesh of their partners. Gross please. So you’re actually eating each other’s sebum and skin cells. As in ya maybe if I were to have a galfriend I may be a hypocrite. But whatever I’m not attached so I reserve every right to comment on stuff I find disgusting amongst couples. You see, I’m a boring person that’s why I think I’ll remain single I can’t help it. BLAHHHH.

I saw this stick thin woman and her weird boyfriend on the train today. I think she’s anorexic or something. And it’s not like she’s very pretty, sorry to say. But her boyfriend isn’t very good-looking too. So I guess…birds of the same feather flock together, and finally get attracted to each other. weird match made in heaven. I’m sorry. not. Yes, and they were fondelling with each other on the train. The girlfriend was all act-cute and the boyfriend was like, behaving like a dumb ass. Grow up please. I think people should take care of their self-image, especially in public because, it is so not classy to tarnish your image. Glamorous please people, think glamorous.

So…as I was saying…if anyone wants to get the method book from me just ask me and I’ll pass it to you.

I just found this utterly useless video on youtube. It’s says, “Kenny G Circular Beathing Lesson”. But all he does is brag about how it took him 20 years to learn circular breathing, and then he demonstrates it by holding a long note and subsequently a string of running notes. But…isn’t it supposed to be a lesson? So how do I practice circular breathing? He then promotes a rico reed at the end of the video, which was…really uncalled for and anti-climatic. Anyways, who needs the video. It’s in the method book too, so come get it from me if you want to play like him. right.

I’ll end off with this vid. She plays really well! Tchaikovsky’s The Nutcracker Suite arranged for solo piano. Enjoy.

(HAHAHHA THE WOMAN LOOKS LIKE SHE’S DIGGING HER NOSE!)

I need to practice! I don’t know if I’m being too critical of my own playing (again), but I think I’m having a low right now. What’s up with me. Can’t even play Mozart’s concerto well. zzz

Tartini’s Devil’s Trill Sonata

Sometimes I wish I took recorder lessons in primary school more seriously.